Munna bhai SMS

Munna bhai SMS



LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.


CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,

but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.

Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!




MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.

CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.

MUNNA: kaiku ?

CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.

MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?

aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!



Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,

ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?

Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,

bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .


Hi,


Doing nothing?


Then Make a Place,


4 Me in ur Heart!!


I May come there any time!


Ur's Faithfully,


"HeArT aTtAcK



MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?

CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya



Circuit: ßhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalaat kyun Kehte Hain,?



Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khane



Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai."



]Munna: Ye sala College ka fullform kya hota hai?

Circuit: Apun ko malum hai na bhai


C-Come

O-On

L-Lets

L-Love

E-Every

G-Girl

E- Everyday

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 Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”

circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,

ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri