Punjabi
SMS
Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya
1budi mr gyi.
ladies rone lgi'bebe kithe gyi,jithe na dup na cha,
na roti na sbzi,na bijli na pani'
Snta bnte nu "yar dekh budi kite Sade ghr t ni chli
gyi"
What is marriage.
"Marriage langar de parshade wang hundi hai..jis vich
chahunde hoye vh koi nukks nahi kadd sakde,sharda te majburi nal chup-chaap
shhaki jao'
What is marriage.
"Marriage langar de parshade wang hundi hai..jis vich
chahunde hoye vh koi nukks nahi kadd sakde,sharda te majburi nal chup-chaap
shhaki jao.
daru pee k zndgi diyan problems hall ni hundiya ........
but,,
problems tan dudh pee k v hall ni hundiyan ........
so chak glassy.pa peg....
burrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
oh kehnda menu apni jaan de de ......
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asi ta kise nu toffee de k raaji ni ..''
ik kudi ne slim jahe munde nu msg kita-chehra tera khaas
nhi,
haddiyan ch tere maas nhi,
pyaar tenu swaah karan,,
teri tan jeun di v aas nhi..
Tutak Tutak tutiya dahi jmalo,
J garmi lag rahi hai tan cooler chlalo,
J bore ho rahe ho tan mera number mila lo,
J msg changa ni lgya tan!!
Mobile nu agg la lo
Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib
Pres down buton
Once again
Ek wari hor
Bas ik wari hor
Lo daso g, banda kadi button daban nal v khobsurat hoya?
Oye! Yara ki lagta h, me tenu disturb karne vaste msg karia
si?
O na ji na, me to tenu ye khene vaste msg karia si k tussi
bade yaad aate ho ji..
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