Sardar SMS

Sardar SMS

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower

& red light glowing on the top,

seeing this he said €India is developing fast,

see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

In a party a lady wanted

to go to toilet so

she inquired with a sardar

papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty

pehle tum dikhao.

Interviewer:what is skeleton?

Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person

who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!

In bio practical:

Examiner:Tell me the name of

this bird by seeing it's legs only?

Sardar:I don't know.

Examiner:You failed, what's your name?

Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

Yoon Khaali Palkei'n Jhuka Dene Se Neend Nahi Aati

Sotey Wohi Log Hyb Jin K Liye Koi Jaag Raha Hota Hy

Ishaq Di Gali Vich No Entry

TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense

Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,

PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi

Use Hua Ho

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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH

NO ENTRY .... =P =D

Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.

"Mun Me Pani Aana"

Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko

Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,

Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.