Wife SMS

wife sms

''An Intelligent Wife Is One

Who Makes Sure She Spends

So Much

That

Her Husband

Can't Afford Another

Women" :P

Woman Buys A New Sim

Card Puts It In Her Phone

And Decides To Surprise Her

Husband Who Is Seated On

The Couch In The Living Room.

She Goes To The Kitchen,

Calls Her Husband With

The New Number:

"Hello Darling"

The Husband Responds

In A Low Tone:

"Let Me Call U Back

Later Honey, The Dumb

Lady Is In The Kitchen.. =P

A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking

Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday ..

At The Club:

Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You?

Wife Asks: How Does He Know You?

Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him

Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ?

Jim Says To Wife: Before You Say Anything , He's On The Darts Team

In My Local

Next A Lap Dancer Says: Hi Jim

Do You Crave Special Again ?

The Wife Storms Out Dragging Jim With Her & Jumps Into A Taxi..

Driver Says "Hey Jimmy Boy ,

You Picked Up An Ugly One This Time.."

Jim's Funeral Is On Sunday

A man received d phone

from emergency room of hospital

Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car

accident & I've bad n good news.

The bad news is,

She has lost both arms n legs n

will b on a respirator d rest of her life.

Man: 0h my God, whats the good

news?

Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead... =P =D

Cool Msg by a woman-

Dear Mother-in-law,

"Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children,

I'm living with one of yours

&

he needs a lot of improvement" ;)

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A Guy Searching,

These Keywords On Google:

"How To Tackle A Wife.."

Google Search Result:

"Good Morning, Sir..!

Even We Are Searching.." =D =P