Adult SMS
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
A girl phoned me
the other day and said ...
"Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur
Where were u "lastnite
Punjabi badi he mazedar bhasha hai....
Ek nange bache ko dekh kar Santa bolta hai:- Oye Aj Teri Maa
NE Kachi Nai Payi.
Q Why NEWTON was shocked when he saw a beautiful nude girl
Ans He found something in his pant going against his own Law of Gravity
Ladkii upar ki sb chig B se suru hoti hai EX Boobs Bra
Bikini Blouse Ar niche ki P se EX Pussy Panty Peticots TO SAMJHE admi ko BP ka
problm kn hai
Ek Callgirl ki arthi ko dekh kar Banta bola:-Chalo dono mili
to sahi.
Santa:-Kya?
Banta:-Uski Tange.
muje Final Sawaal Puchha Gaya..
Tum Kisi Sundar Ladki k Andar Sabse Jayada kya Dekhna Psand
Krte ho
.
.
.
.
Award Winning Ans-MERA papu...
Share market ne bhi kya din dikhaya hai.savera hote hee-
secretary,girl friend,dhoban ,kamvali, sab ek hi sawal
puchti hai -
Aaj to upar chadega na....!!?
Q. Kya Colgate aapke Daant Se Kida Nikal Deta Hai...
Ans: yes.
.
.
.
To aap Colgate ko apne gand me Q Nahi Lagaate ?? :
HUSBAND: if i sleep with your best friend what will be the
first thought to cross your mind?
WIFE: That you are a HOMOSEXUAL.
Judge: you want to divorce your husband for threatening you
with a deadly weapon?
Wife: no ur
What is the difference When
A Girl Wears A Mini Skirt &
A Boy Wears a Mini Skirt?
Ans:
The Girl Will Look
SE XY
&
The Boy
.
.
.
A CHURCH BELL
Utility of Mangalsutra?
Licence 2 enjoy Kamasutra without Con dom..
Whats the utility of a Con dom?
Licence to enjoy Kamasutra without the Mangalsutra...
A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after s e x?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation,
when a man puts his location in a woman's destination,
did U understand the explination or
would U like a demonstration?
Boy:what is that u keep in ur
which is 6? long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s bre ast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
Ans. cars seat belt…u dirty mind
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC
S E X FUL! in LIFE.
Santa is licking, caressing and kissing his OWN fingers,
palm & hand....
Banta : Why this madness?
Santa: This is foreplay.. before Masturbation !!
I climb on top of u and at first I move slowly then a little
faster, I start to breathe heavy,and you just lay there like u don't even care
Damn you! Treadmill
What's the difference between a COFFIN and a CONDOM?
Although they both carry stiffs, One is used for coming and the other is for
going
Santa Asked to Girl Friend: KyaTumhare Underwear Me 2 Hole
Hai
Girl Frd:Nahi
Besharam
Badtamiz
Santa:To Fir
Dono
Tangen Kahan Se Daalti Ho.?? :D
: U can't beat d!s :
Zindagi ne zindagi bhar gum diye,
Zindagi ne zindagi bhar gum diye,
aur
Hum comfortable baith sake isliye uparwale ne hume 2 BUM
diye!
6 Feet girl to her boss:
I'm being sexually harassed.
Boss:
How?
Girl:
This guy comes in every morning & says ur
Boss:
Whats da problem in dat?
Girl:
BAAP 14 Saal ke BETE ki School bag Chek kr Raha tha.
1CONDAM Mila.!
BAAP: sharm Nhi Aati Is UMAR Me bag Me ye Rkhta he?
BETA-To kya is Umar Me BAAP Ban Jau.;-)
I really deeply wish
dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
I want to suck you
lick you
wanna move my tongue all over you
wanna feel you in my mouth
yep, that's how you
eat an ice cream!
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
"I thought It was MONEY"
A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed 'Martha ur
The maid smiled and said
'i know 'cos the driver always tells me so'
Boy:what is that u keep in ur
which is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
It's the thing that satisfies
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It's called Prayer!
God bless ur
Young girl: Dadiji,Aap k zamaane me 10-10 bacche Q hote the
?
Old Lady: Beti Humaare time me bijali nhi thi.
Raat ko kon aya kon gaya
BAAP 14 Saal ke BETE ki School bag Chek kr Raha tha.
1CONDAM Mila.!
BAAP: sharm Nhi Aati Is UMAR Me bag Me ye Rkhta he?
BETA-To kya is Umar Me BAAP Ban Jau.;-)
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