Funny SMS

Funny SMS

An Airline Introduced

A Special Package For Business Men.

Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free

After Great Success,

The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives

Asking How Was The Trip.

All Of Them Gave A Same Reply...

"Which Trip ?"

Boy: Marry Me..?

Girl: Do You Have A House...?

Boy: No..

Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...?

Boy: No..

Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..?

Boy: No Salary, But...

Girl: No But.You Have Nothing.

How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!!

Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property

Lands, 3 Ferrari ' S, And 3 Porsche's. Why Would I Need

To Have A Bmw ? How Could I Get A Salary When

I'm The Boss!

& The Girl Lost Her Chance =P =D

Put ur hand on a Hot Pan,

a second seems an hour,

But put ur hand on a Hot Girl

An hour seems a second

That's Einstein's theory of Relativity

A Belated Teachers' Day

Its A Humble Request

"80% Of Teachers r

Suffering From Throat

Pain By Teaching Students."

So Plz

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BUNK d Classes As Much

As Possible

n

Save Our Teachers

A girl Fell Down from 80th floor,

A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her...

will u hug me...?

She replied.., offcourse not...

he dropped her.

...........

she was caught on 30th floor by another boy....

He asked her, will u kiss me..?

no not at all, she replied

he dropped her too..

she prayed for last chance when a boy hold her on 5th floor.

she immediately said...

ok i will hug u and kiss u..

The boy dropped her and saying.

Astagfirullah !!

mera roza hai :P [ I am fasting ]

How does lazy people like you take bath during winter

They stand infront of a mirror

Throw water on the mirror

And say …. Ohh marr gya itnna thanda paani

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You are ABCD

Attractive beautiful cute dear

EFG

Excellent funny gorgeous

HIJ

Hello I am joking ;)

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Funny poetry

Tum mere siwa kisi aur k ho nahi skte

Jese paani k bagher tum poti dho nai skte

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A traveler asked a boy can you bring me water

Child asked would you like to take yoghurt

Traveler said: sure it’s good

Child brought 4 glass of yoghurt and traveler drank all n then asked

No one at your home likes yoghurt?

Child said: ya they like but today a frog fell in the yogurt bowl, that’s why no one dare to taste it

Traveler broke the bowl and yelled at the child

Child also screamed and asked his mother: mom, he broke the bowl in which our youngest one used to pee ;-)

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:

"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:

"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:

"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

"Call A Girl Pretty

& She Will Remember It For

5 Minutes..!

Call A Girl Ugly

& She Will Remember It

Forever..!"

Funny Text Messages -        GABBAR: Ye haath humko dede Thakur.

       THAKUR: Theek hai, lele.  Par 1 shart hai.

       Vada kar....Roz 'Phetii' dhone tu ayega.....

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 Frog:"Pathan ka demag nahi hota"

       Pathan:"Hota hai"

       Frog:"Nahi hota nahi hota nahi hota(& jumps in water)

       Pathan:"Lo,is me khudkushi karne wali kia baat thi"

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       I want 2 kiss the most cute n smart person in the world but

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       My lips cant touch my cheeks...!