Misleading SMS

Misleading SMS

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)

Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR.

Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U

Coz

U r so Cute & Dashing..

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JOKES

recharge Rs 30/- on my number;-)

  

True Love is like a pillow.

U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.

U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.

U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.

Want True Love?

Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,

Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,

Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,

Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai:D

Love is possible after friendship

but

friendship is not possible after love

because

medicines work before death

later nothing can be cured....!!!

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