Famous Facebook Status

Ek joker ne logo ko joke
sunaya to sub log bohot
hase,
Usne fir wahi joke sunaya
to kuch kum log hase,
... Usne wapas wahi joke sunaya phir tabhi koi nai
hasa.
Tub usne bohot
khubsoorat baat kahi. "AGAR TUM EK KHUSHI KO
LEKAR BAR BAR HAS NAHI
SAKTE, TO BAR BAR EK GUM
KO LE KAR ROTE KYO HO.



A little boy wanted Rs50, so he prayed 4 weeks, but nothing happened.
Finally he decided 2 write a letter 2 God requesting Rs50.

When post office staff received a letter addressed 2 God, they forwarded it 2 the President.

... ... President was so amused, she instructed her secretary 2 send the little boy Rs 20.
As she thought Rs50 would be a lot of
money for him.

The little boy was delighted wit Rs20 & decided 2 write a thank u note 2 God.

'Dear God, Thank u very much 4 sending d money. However,

I noticed dat u ev sent it through 'Rashtrapati Bhavan' & those corrupt donkeys ate my 30 rupees! :D



Kaash Facebook pe "Add as a
girlfriend" ka option hota .
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. Saala propose karne ka panga hi
khatam
Accept kar liya to maan gayi
nahi to facebook pe kaun si
ladkiyo ki kami hai......



Zampya- Kal tuza wajan 65 kilo hota,
Aaj 55kilo kasa jhala?
Gampi- Aiyyaa.
Mi tar aaj Ghai Ghait MAKE-UP karaylach Visarle.



Na Ankhe churate Hai Na Dil Churate Hai,
Na Ishq Karte Hai Na Muhobbat Karte Hai,
Par
Duniya Me Sabse Khubsurat Rishta Hai Dosti
Bus
Usi Ko Nibhane Ki koshish karte Hai..


*1 jaan leva sawaal*
Agar ap mere sath raat k 3 baje akele ghar main bina light k chatt ki serhiyon per bethe baatain kar rahe hain..
Itne main neche ghar main phone bajta hai,
Or ap mujh se wapas ane ka waada kar k ja k phone sunte hain,jo mere ghar se ata hai..
Jis se apko ye news milti hai k 5 ghante pehle meri mout ho chuki hai.
...
To ap wapas ayen gay ??
Han to kyun ?
Nae to kyun ?



l"adki ka Dil pani ki Tarah hota hai,
Ladke ka Dil Mobile ki Tarah,
Chahe Mobile Pani me Gire
ya
Pani Mobile pe,
Waat to Mobile ka hi lagti hai.."