Marriage SMS
4 Stages of marriage:
Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.
1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?
2nd Man: Octemb ruary
1st Man: Don't Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month
2nd Man: Exactly
(An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two
words of contradictory meaning are brought together)
1) Clearly misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty ugly
8) Seriously funny
9) Only choice
10) Original copies
&
the Mother of all
11) Happily Married
What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....
Why love marriage
is better than arranged???
Because
"A KNOWN DEVIL
IS BETTER THAN
AN UNKNOWN GHOST"
Love Aur Arrange Marrige Me Kia Farq Hai?
Simple
Love Marrige Me Ap Apni Girl Friend Se Shadi Krte Hen..
Aur
Arange Marrige Me Ksi Or Ki Girlfriend Se:)
What Is Marriage?.....
Do Dilon Ka Bandhan.....
Do Atmaon Ka Milan.......
Do Bhabnaon Ka Sammilan....
Do Insan Ki Dhadkan.
'A MARRIED WOMAN'S POEM'
He Didnt Lyk D Curry & He Didnt Lyk My Cake
He Said My Biscuits Wer 2 Hard
Not Lyk His Mother Used 2 Make
I Didnt Prepare D Coffee Right
He Didnt Like D Stew
I Didnt Mend His Socks
I Pondered 4 An Answer
I Was Lookin 4 A Clue
Isnt Dere Anythng I Cud Do 2 Match His Mothers Shoe?
Then I Smiled As I Saw Light
1 Thing I Cud Definitely Do!
I Turned Around & Slapped Him Tight
Just Like His Mother Used 2.. =P =D
'A MARRIED WOMAN'S POEM'
He Didnt Lyk D Curry & He Didnt Lyk My Cake
He Said My Biscuits Wer 2 Hard
Not Lyk His Mother Used 2 Make
I Didnt Prepare D Coffee Right
He Didnt Like D Stew
I Didnt Mend His Socks
I Pondered 4 An Answer
I Was Lookin 4 A Clue
Isnt Dere Anythng I Cud Do 2 Match His Mothers Shoe?
Then I Smiled As I Saw Light
1 Thing I Cud Definitely Do!
I Turned Around & Slapped Him Tight
Just Like His Mother Used 2.. =P =D
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