Santa Banta SMS

Santa Banta SMS

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:

"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:

"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:

"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

After an accident,

A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights

& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers

& said No, no..No no. :D

Santa:- 'Which is better?

Google or Yahoo..?'

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Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on

Google'... :D ;)

Bantas advise:-

Dont carry umbrella during rain

Keep WHISPER on ur head

ye ghanto tak geelepan

ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

Santa's Army Test

Pappu- 3+5?

Santa- 8

Pappu- 7+3?

Santa- 10

Pappu- 8+8?

Santa- Pata Nahi Sir

Mere Pass Sirf 10 Hi Ungli Hai.

(=AwaD O_0

W!LD T3XT3R

Santa:Aaj Kisine Mere BAAP Ko Gaali Di.

Patni:Fir?

Santa:Maine Bhi Uske Baap Ko Gaali Di.

Patni:Lekin Wo Kaun Tha?

Santa:Mera BETA..

Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga

Santa:Pilot

Tcher:Q

S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water

Y

Coz

He Feared That Fish Will

Start Swimming In His Stomach