April Fools SMS

April Fools SMS

Gulab Ka FOOL bago me khil raha hai,

Chameli ka FOOL chaman me mahek raha hai,

Kamal ka FOOL pani me tair raha hai,

Aur APRIL ka FOOL mera sms padh raha hai.

                          

U r one of d CUTEST persons in this world!!

Just a second, don't misunderstand me.

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere..

Fact1: U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue...

Fact2: After reading dis, 99/100 idiots would try it..

WARNING ! ! !

Dis is a VIRUS . . .

Wen U turn Ur phone off, it WON'T WORK AGAIN...

U are a BITCH

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Hilarious

r u smiling now?

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?

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*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

m Going To U.S.A.

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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days

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Surprised?

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After 2 Days it's 1st April,

U r 1st Fool Of 2010

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don't misunderstand.

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere..

I am your girlfriend:

Smart.

Intelligent.

Sweet.

Talented.

Excllent.

Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

SomeOne..

MiSSES U..

NeeDS U..

Worries About U

Lonely Without U

Guess Who?

THE MONKEY IN

... THE ZOO ..

Plz open this

after 1 day at thursday.

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I know u can’t wait.

So Congratz.

U r d 1st FOOL of 2011.

31st March Or 1st april

Fool is Fool doesn't matter.

Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful

Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :)

Hey U Know

Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1

U Know Why??

If she accept its your luck

otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

Hey U Know,

Which is the best day to propose a girl.. 1st April..

U Know Why ???

If she accepts den its your luck,

otherwise just tell her April Foooooll.

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

SomeOne..

MiSSES U..

NeeDS U..

Worries About U

Lonely Without U

Guess Who?

THE MONKEY IN

... THE ZOO ...

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...

Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don't misunderstand.

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere..

You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 * 60 = 420

We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

Cheese is Cheese

Butter is butter

if u 4get me

i will throw u in

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* G U T T E R *

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This is not SMS, it's just an April Fool Trick

Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.

The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted

with an overwhelming amount of bubbles

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

when conductor asked for ticket.

He gave Rs.10/-

and took the ticket and said april fool.

I have pass.

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL

spain per qabza hua to

muslims ko christians nay wada ker k

ship main sawar kiya

or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.

lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian

na muslims ko zinda jala dia.

THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY

OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.

so don't celebrate