एक घर में चोर घुस गया, पति-पत्नि ने मिलकर चोर को पकड लिया

एक घर में चोर घुस गया, पति-पत्नि ने मिलकर चोर को पकड लिया

पत्नि जो बहुत ही मोटी थी, चोर के कंधो पर बैठ गई और बोलीः सुनोजी

आप जल्दी से पुलिस को बुला लाओ, तब तक मैं इसे पकड कर रखती हूं तभी इधर-उधर देखने लगा बीवीः अरे क्या देख रहे हो?

पतिः मेरी चप्पल नहीं मिल रही.....

चोर कराहते हुएः जल्दी कर भाई, मेरी ही पहन जा!

MBA vs. CA LOL

MBA vs. CA
7 MBA and 7 CA's are
going from PUNE to
Mumbai.
So both groups gather at
Pune Station. Both groups are desperatel y trying
to prove their superiorit y.
SCENE 1 (PUNE - MUMBAI):7 CA’s take only 1 Ticket
and 7 MBA’s buy all 7
tickets..
MBA's are desperatel y waiting for TC to
come......
When TC arrives,
All 7 CA’s get in one toilet
SO when TC knocks, one
hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes
away....MB A's say "Dekh
lenge"
NOW on return Journey
all of them don't get a
direct train to PUNE.
So they all decide to take a
Passenger till Lonavala,
from there they can easily
get a LOCAL to PUNE
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :
MBA's decided, "this time
we will prove that we too
are
equally SHAANE"... .All 7
MBA's take 1 Ticket CA’s don't buy ticket at
all!!!!!.. TC arrives... .
ALL MBA's IN ONE
TOILET.ALL CA’s IN THE
OPPOSITE ONE..
One CA gets out and knocks the door of MBA's
toilet,
One hand comes with the
tickets, he takes the ticket
and comes in CA’s
Bathroom.. . TC DRIVES out ALL the
MBA's from the toilet and
they
are heavily fined..... ...
tai tai fissssssss ..
SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA - PUNE) :
SO now both the group
on LONAVALA station.
MBA's
planning their move for
last chance.. they board the local to PUNE .
This time MBA's decide that
they will play the same (1
ticket) trick.
ALL MBA's take 1
tickets... CA’s BUY all 7 tickets this
time...
SO TC Comes.. All CA’s
show their tickets... ..
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MBA's are still searching for
toilet in the LOCAL .........

hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Skateboard Trick FAIL

Beautiful SUGAR FLOWERS

EXPRESSION OF EMPLOYEE

EXPRESSION OF EMPLOYEE . WHEN BOSS TELLS THAT . “THIS IS U R INCREMENT”

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Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0%

Superb answers

They should fire the examiner who set those questions

 

Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0%

Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan died?
A. His last battle.

Q. Where was the Declaration of IndependanceSigned?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.
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Q. Ganga flows in which state?
A. Liquid.

Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
A. Marriage.

Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
A. Examinations...

Did the student Answer Anything Wrong

 

Beautiful Christmas paintings.

Beautiful Christmas paintings.