The story of a blind girl

There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, “now that you can see the world, will you marry me?”

The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her saying:

“Just take care of my eyes dear.”

Katrina Kaif to romance Rajinikanth

Katrina Kaif has bagged the coveted role opposite southern legend Rajinikanth in Kochadaiyaan, being directed by none other than his daughter, Soundarya. 


"It's true. We were very keen on Katrina. Two superstars together from the South and the North would create magic," a very important member of the film's production team revealed to Mumbai Mirror. "We've been negotiating with her for some time. She is shooting for Yash Chopra, and has assured us of her dates in the next few months." 


When contacted, Soundarya confirmed the developments, saying, "Yes, we are indeed in talks with Katrina and we will let you know soon." 


Katrina, who is busy shooting two back-to-back Yash Raj films - Ek Tha Tiger with Salman Khan, and an untitled one with Shah Rukh Khan - will accommodate Rajinikanth's dates in between her tight schedule. All other portions of the film have been shot, and only the ones with Katrina remain. Her dates will be worked out soon, and the film will then be complete, the member said. 


"In Kochadaiyaan, Rajinikanth plays a king, a devotee of Lord Shiva. His love story with Katrina, their songs, will be shot on an epic scale," disclosed a very reliable source. A R Rahman, who is known to take his time over scores, has recorded most of the music, including the love song to be filmed on Rajinikanth and Katrina. "Rahman is bringing 130 musicians from Germany to record the background score," the source further revealed. 


As for Katrina, it will be tough but she really wanted to work with Rajinikanth for the longest possible time, according to a friend. 


The first look of Kochadaiyaan, which literally means, "the king with long hair", will be unveiled in the third week of January. Of course, Rajinikanth will sport long flowing tresses for the part... even if it means donning a wig..




http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/entertainment/bollywood/news-interviews/Katrina-Kaif-to-romance-Rajinikanth/articleshow/11433290.cms

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शाळा आणि कॉलेज 


शाळा: पेन्सिल ,रबर,शार्पनर,पेन,पट्टी....
कोलेज:एक बॉलपेन तो पण मित्राकडून घेतलेला ;)


... ... शाळा:वर्गात येण्याआधी "टीचर ,मे आय कम इन?" किंवा "टीचर ,मी आत येवू का?"
कोलेज: वर्गाजवळ येणार किती बसलेत ते बघणार आणि मोबयील कानाला लावून परत जाणार .

शाळा: सर्व विषयांची पुस्तक आणि वह्या स्वतःजवळ ठेवणार !
कोलेज:मित्राला बोलणार "अरे यार वहिचे एक पान तर डे ना"

शाळा: शाळेत पेपर लवकर देवून निघाला तर सर्व बोलणार काय स्कॉलर आहे हा यार
कोलेज:कोलेज मध्ये सर्व बोलणार "काही येत नाही त्याला म्हणून निघालाय"

शाळा:शाळेत उशिरा आले कि शेवटच्या बाकावर बसावे लागते
कोलेज: कोलेज मध्ये उशिरा आले कि पहिल्या बाकावर बसावे लागते

शाळा: यार मला ती आवडते
कोलेज:साभाळून बघ रे वाहिनी आहे तुझी...

आता सांगा पाहू काय जास्त आवडत??

एका मुलाचे मुलीला सांगणे

एका मुलाचे मुलीला सांगणे 

तिला पाहण्यासाठी आम्ही बसच्या मागे धाव धाव धावायचं,
मग का देवाने आमच्यावर दहा पैकी फक्त ५ वेळाच पावायचं???
तुमच्यासाठी आम्ही त्या लोकांशी नडायचं,
... तुला पाहण्यासाठी त्या गर्दीमधून बस मध्ये चढायचं.

...बसमधल्या त्या सहा सीट आमच्यासाठी खूप खास असतात,
अहो असणारच ना...त्या सीटवर "अप्सरा" बसतात,
पुरुषांच्या सीटवर हि त्या हक्काने बसतात,
आम्ही त्यांच्या सीट वर बसलो कि त्याच "महामाया" तूच्छ नजरेने बघतात.

तुम्ही ऑनलाईन दिसल्यावर आम्ही तुम्हाला "हाय हाय" करायचं,
आणि तुम्ही भाव खात पटकन "बाय बाय" टाईप करायचं,
आम्हाला पण मन असतं कार्टीन्नो !!,
शहाण्या ना तुम्ही????........मग या पुढे असं नाही हा करायचं.

केसात तुम्ही सुगंधी फुलांना माळायचं, (नोट :दुर्मिळ आहे हे,हल्ली मुलींना इतके
केस नसतात.)
"Beautiful Girl " बोलून आम्ही तुमच्यावर भाळायचं,
आमच्यासाठीच सजून आमच्याकडेच पाहून तुम्ही नाक मूरडायचं,
"पटली बहुतेक" या नुकत्याच मनातल्या बुड्बुड्याला तुम्ही पायाखाली चीरडायचं.

असताच तुम्ही सुंदर.......नाही कोणी म्हटलंय?????
पण ब्रह्मदेव एक पुरूषच आहे....त्याच्यामुळेच तुमच्यात हे सौंदर्य साठलंय.
आम्हाला पाहून असं वाट बदलायला रस्त्यात नाही मुडायचं,
आम्हीच पंख आहोत तुमचे.......पोरींनो.....उगाच इतकं नाही उडायचं.

त्या दिवसाची काळजी करा,ज्या दिवशी तुम्ही आमच्यासाठी सजणार,
पण एकही मुलगा तुम्हाला ढुंकून हि नाही बघणार.
ज्या दिवशी आम्ही मुलांनी तुमच्या कडे पाठ फिरवली,
त्या दिवशी तुमच्या सुंदरतेची किंमत शून्य झाली :P

तर सांगायचा मुद्दा असा कि मुलीनो मुलां शिवाय तुम्ही काही नाही
आणि मुलानो तुम्ही पण ह्यांच्या शिवाय राहू शकत नाही
आणि मी हि त्यातलाच एक 

A R. Rahman, Zakir Hussain, Sivamani, Russel Pookutty, Akon together!

Really Deserving !

 A farmer was collecting horses of different breeds; he needed one more to complete his collection. He noticed that his neighbor had a horse of that breed and, after long persuasion, bought  it.
A month later, the horse became ill. The veterinarian said, “ Your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. If he is not better by that time, we have to put him down”.
The farmer’s pig standing nearby, heard this conversation. Next day, after the vet gave the medicine and left, the pig approached the horse and said: “ Be strong, my friend. Get up or else they are going to put you to sleep!”
On the second day, too, the pig said: “Come on buddy, get up or else you are going to die! Come on, I will help you get up. Let us go! One, two, three… “
On the third day, the vet said: “ Unfortunately, we have to put   him down tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horse.”
After they left, the pig approached the horse and said “ Listen, friend, it is now or never! Get  up, Come on, one, two, three…. Good, good.”
Now faster, come on… Fantastic! Run, run  more! Yes! Yes! Yes! You did it, you are a champion!!!!”
All of a sudden, the owner came back saw the horse running in the field and began shouting: “ It is a miracle! My horse is cured. This deserves a party. Let us kill the pig and make a feast…!
Points for   reflection: This happens often. Nobody truly knows who actually deserves the credit for       success  or who  is actually contributing the necessary support to make things happen.
                                         The roots below the earth claims
                                         No rewards for making the branches fruitful.