Misc SMS Jokes

Misc SMS

Best Slogan Written

0n The Toilet Wall ...

"Treat Me Well And

Keep Me Clean,

I'll Not Tell Anyone,

What I Have Seen ..."

Dear GIRLS...!

When a guy adds u on facebook

it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband...

That's y its called a frnd request... not a proposal !!!...

And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status..

he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u ...

When a guy likes ur picture,

that...means he likes ur picture not *YOU*...

Enlarged version of the public service message by *BOYS**

Go ahead and share this guys... let them all know the fact

Height of insult-

Girl msgs her bf..

jaan i can't live widout u..

Will u marry me???

reply cums..

Whos dis?

I lost all my contacts.. :D

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Free Ticket Lene K Lye

apne Qarebi switch me ungli dal den

Tamam Students ko mukhlisana mashwara diya jata hai k wo apne Results aane se pehle

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Ghar ki sab,

Chapallen,

Belts,

Pipes,

Wires,

Bat,

Jharu,

& Wiper,

Chupa dein…!

A Student Service Msg from “back banch students welfare association.

Zindagi aik gift hay [QABOOL KIJYE]

Zindagi ek ehsaas hai[MEHSOOS KIJYE]

Zindagi ek dosti hai{dosti dijiye}

Zindagi ek dard hai{BANT LIJYE}

Zindagi ek MILAN hai {MUSKURA LIJIYE}

Zindagi ek Judai hai {SABAR KIJIYE}

Zindagi ek Aanso hai {PI LIJIYE}

Zindagi akhir Zindagi hai{JEE LIJIYE